look a t my fucking hair its ? mess
wait wtf that’s my face
wtf you have my face
the parent trap: modern au
If a person’s biggest fear is heights, what form would that person’s boggart take?
jared padalecki idk
Do you think boggart Jared would forcefully give you a piggyback ride and run around yelling “I am your biggest nightmare”
because I think he would
If you’ve ever wondered when Jupiter will next be aligned with Mars, Van Cleef & Arpels has a watch that will tell you. Its new Midnight Planetarium Poetic Complication watch has six rotating disks, each bearing a tiny sphere representing one of the six planets visible with the naked eye.
The disks rotate at different speeds so that each sphere makes one revolution around the dial in the time it takes the actual planet it represents – Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter or Saturn – to orbit the sun. Mercury in 88 days, Venus in 224, Earth in a year, Mars in 687 days, Jupiter in 12 years and Saturn in 29. It’s a very complex watch and a true display of supreme watchmaking. Time is indicated by a shooting-star symbol rotating around the dial’s circumference. Leveraging the brand’s specialty in jewelry, each of the planets are represented by precious and semi-precious stones, ranging from red jasper to serpentine and turquoise. An even more extravagant edition is available with baguette-cut diamonds set into the bezel.
The planet module was designed by Christian van der Klaauw, renowned for his movements featuring astronomical indications. The movement is self-winding and contains 396 components. The case is 44 mm in diameter and made of rose gold. The dial is made of aventurine and the planets of semiprecious stones. Price: about $245,000; a diamond-set version will be about $330,000.
OH MY GOD
Well, that was unexpected.
whAT EVEN IS GOING ON>??
ok I’ve seen this like 8 times on my dash and ignored it but now I finally watched it because I was like “okay this has to be SOMETHING good because everyone I fucking follow is reblogging it”
I was not fucking let down at all.
I fucking hate beliebers. The fact that these people are willing to support him even if he was a child rapist is sickening. So what would really happen if Justin did commit a rape on let’s say, a 5 year old girl? Will they will cheer him on? Give him a pat on the back and say: "Woooo! You go Justin! Rape harder!!"?The little girl will be totally disregarded, forgotten, and not given any justice. Beliebers will look at the little girl as just an object, a liability, and the victim blaming will be astronomical. But not to worry! Rape is totally okay because he’s Justin Bieber! He can drive drunk and kill innocent people because he’s Justin Bieber! Those people deserved to be killed because they got in Justin’s way! Justin has the right to rape, pillage, and destroy anything and anyone because he’s JUSTIN BIEBER. This has to stop! If there’s any group that needs to be disbanded, it’s the beliebers. These people are not human, they are mindless, gullible, robotic sheep that will support Justin “to the end” no matter what he does. That’s NOT what being a fan is about. Fans will recognize a celebrity’s mistakes and will let them sort themselves out, and will NOT SUPPORT AND ENCOURAGE HIM INTO THINKING HE DID NOTHING WRONG WHEN HE CLEARLY DID. He already made it clear that he doesn’t give two fucks about what he did, he has shown NO remorse, NO regret, and NO emotion about the consequences! Beliebers are not human, and neither is Justin.
is this actually real? this can’t be real.
Can I just give you a hand….or an award.
I was discussing with my friends about how Justin said ‘rape happens for a reason’, and one of my friends, who is a Belieber said:
'But it wouldn't be rape if it was Justin, because you'd enjoy it!'
And literally the whole room fell silent, but she honestly couldn’t understand what she had said wrong.
man more people need to join the fucking bedroom fandom
i mean look at this shit.
it’s bunk beds and a little desk.
a motherfucking aquarium!
shit it’s like noah’s ark in the fucking ceiling
look how modern this shit is
it’s like three rooms in one
you could get a boat and sing fucking phantom of the opera and then just climb in bed.
I will man this damn fandom by myself if I have too
Everyone should have a baby elephant running across a road on their blog
IT’S SO CUTE LOOK AT IT’S LITTLE LEGS AND HOW IT’S RUNNING OMFG
okay so a friend of mine gave me these magnetic letters to put on my fridge that he bought at a dollar store
and it has typical writing on it that you would expect to find on a dollar store alphabet set “helps children learn to spell” etc.
but after we opened it we saw the Z had been covering a message:
whjj whO IS yuoUR TARGET DEmoGRAPHiC
why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out
my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once
when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve
Resin stacking rings by daimblond
What does this mean?
That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.
YOU LEFT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE
OLDER THAN THE AZTECS AND COMPLETELY SMOOTH AND 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN THE EGYPTIAN CHEOPS AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT GOT THERE.
IM SORRY BUT WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS WHAT IS THIS SHIT
OKAY HERE’S YOUR DEBRIEFING OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMID BECAUSE THAT IS SOME CRAZY SHIT.
IN 2012 FRENCH AND AMERICAN SCIENTISTS STUDYING THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE STUMBLED UPON THIS HUGE TRANSLUCENT PYRAMID
THIS THING MEASURED 300 METERS WIDE AND 200 METERS TALL. THAT’S BIGGER THAN THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA SO YOU COULD IMAGINE HOW CRAZY THIS WAS TO THE SCIENTISTS
NOW THIS IS ALL 2000 METERS UNDERWATER. THE SCIENTISTS THEN DISCOVERED TWO HOLES AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID THAT MOVE WATER THRU AT AN EXTREMELY FAST RATE. THIS CAUSES MASIVE SURGE WAVES AND MIST ON THE SURFACE. THAT MAY BE THE REASON FOR THE INCIDENTS WITH BOATS AND PLANES CRASHING THERE
THEY’RE SAYING THAT THIS PYRAMID COULD BE FROM THE TIME BEFORE THE BIBLE SAYS NOAH’S ARK HAPPENED
BUT WHATEVER IT IS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE JUST GOT LIKE A BILLION TIMES CREEPIER
so basically what i’m hearing is that we have found Atlantis